my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful
whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like
"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"
Anybody have that gif of the baby having a tantrum?
Not the one I meant but I can’t complain
Dutch national day of mourning for MH17 victims Wednesday
The Netherlands has declared Wednesday a national day of mourning for the 193 Dutch victims of the flight MH17 crash, Prime Minister Mark Rutte said in a statement.
The first bodies recovered from last week’s disaster over rebel-held Ukraine, in which 298 people died, are due to arrive in the Netherlands at 1400 GMT on Wednesday, where they will be met by relatives.
King Willem Alexander, Queen Maxima and Mr Rutte will also be present at Eindhoven airport for the arrival of the bodies, which will be marked by a minute’s silence, the statement from the justice ministry on Tuesday said.
Flags on public buildings around the country will fly at half mast, Mr Rutte said. Representatives of some of the 10 other nations whose citizens were killed in the crash will also be present.
people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”
yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST
fuck flying cars, guys
Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year
These are golden
no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”